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Shoresy
Letterkenny & Shoresy
Your Mum's Joke Generator
Yeah, I remember laying in bed
dreaming about the time your mom
tongued my butt hole so good
I put her in my phone as
"Roll up the rim to win."
How do you make that fucking
call in a game this tight?
Yeah, I remember laying in bed
dreaming about the time your mom
tongued my butt hole so good
I put her in my phone as
"Roll up the rim to win."
How do you make that fucking
call in a game this tight?
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Cory,
your mom's twat's so swampy,
not even Ducks Unlimited
will touch her.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Cory,
your mom's twat's so swampy,
not even Ducks Unlimited will touch her.
The amount of times your mom's
faked a jelly fish sting
to get me to piss on her.
- You didn't get the first one?
The amount of times your mom's
faked a jelly fish sting
- to get me to piss on her.
- You didn't get the first one?
- Yeah, your mom's folding too.
- Huh? Cory! Cory!
- Yeah, your mom's folding too.
- Huh? Cory! Cory!
- Embarrassing.
- You know what's embarrassing,
Core? Your Mom started
an OnlyFans
to try to make me jealous
and I haven't laughed that hard
since Liam's mom tried
the same thing.
- Embarrassing.
- You know what's embarrassing,
Core?
Your Mom started an OnlyFans
to try to make me jealous
and I haven't laughed that hard
since Liam's mom tried the same thing.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam,
your mom made me a mix CD
with only three bands on it.
- Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam, your mom made me a mix CD with only three bands on it. Moist, The Wailers, and Wet Wet Wet.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Well, if you can dish it out,
you can take it, boys.
I give your moms so much wood
they call my dick Beaver Lumber.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Well, if you can dish it out,
you can take it, boys.
I give your moms so much wood
they call my dick Beaver Lumber.
You're the worst player on our team.
Great in the room,
but you're the worst player on our team.
And your mom's a fucking dog.
You're the worst player
on our team. Great in the room,
but you're the worst player on our
team. And your mom's a fucking dog.
Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld.
Everyone knows what we call your mom. Sanguinet?
but you're the worst player on our
team. And your mom's a fucking dog.
Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld. Everyone
knows what we call your mom. Sanguinet?
Yeah, did ya tuck your dick
back between your legs
- for that, too?
- Doesn't matter, Cory,
your mom will still find
a way to grab it.
Liam, can you just hurry up and finish this game? Your mom's still waiting for me to come back with a warm, wet towel.
Your mom carved her initials
into my bed frame.
Your mom's texts are so full
of spelling mistakes
I can barely figure out what
time she wants me to come over.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Liam, did you know your mom
calls her mitt her wet wallet?
- Fuck you!
- Boys, just tell your moms
to leave me alone.
I'm not gettin'
matching tattoos with them.
your mom will still find
a way to grab it.
- Why are the Jims always late?
- Bangin' yer mom, Ziig!
Well, Fish, you scored
the game-winning goal,
but your mom's real ugly.
How's it feel?
but your mom's real ugly.
How's it feel?
- Shoresy?
- Fuck yer mom.
Don't worry, Liam, I don't laugh at your mom's jokes either and every time, she's like, "What? I'm funny!"
I don't laugh at your mom's jokes either, Cory, and every time she's like, "Be nice to me!"
Yeah, and I think about it every time I go to war on your mom's ass.
Better tell your mom to go get checked out.
Yeah, tell that to your mom, Cor.
Fuck you, Liam. Every time I hit your mom from the back it sounds like someone running in flip-flops.
Cory, I got your mom on speed dial and Liam's mom blocked.
But maybe your moms text me
just a little bit less.
Your mom's got me on a pineapple diet so I taste better for her, but she's so fuckin' fat that extra sugar might cost her a foot.
Well, I'll tell ya what it can do. Fuck your mom.
I said the same thing to your mom about blowing my dink.
Oh, quit crying, Cory. You're just like your mom.
You're just like your mom. She makes everything about her,
Your mom likes me like she likes her Caesars,
Well, you get that whining from your mom, bud.
Oh, I'm so mad at your mom right now, Cor. She wanted to role-play as a dog and master, but then killed the mood when she dragged her butthole across the carpet.
Your mom shoots so much cum around my room, I gotta put woodchips on the ground like I've got fuckin' guinea pigs.
Well, I'll tell ya what
it can do. Fuck your mom.
I said the same thing
to your mom
Oh, quit crying, Cory.
You're just like your mom.
You're just like your mom.
She makes everything about her, even when it's
Cory's mom's birthday.
Your mom likes me like
she likes her Caesars, stiff and on Sunday morning.
Well, you get that whining
from your mom, bud.
at your mom right now, Cor.
She wanted to role-play
Your mom's got me
on a pineapple diet
Your mom shoots so much cum
around my room,
- Yeah, but your mom offered up
a threesome with Cory's mom,
so I'll give it a try.
I don't care,
I'll try anything right now.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam. I was really
loving how affectionate
your mom was the other night
'til I realized
she was just wiping
her Dorito hands on me.
Ask your mom why it feels like
I'm pissing Vick's VapoRub.
I didn't sign up for this.
Oh man, I can't believe it,
Liam, last night,
I said no to sex,
and your mom called me
a homophobic slur.
- Hey, Cor, did I tell ya
I'm ghost writing
your mom's autobiography?
It's called,
"How I went from a cold hard ten
to a type two candidate."
(Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam.
I thought I'd seen everything,
but that was before
I saw your mom rip a fart
off the bathtub floor
while having a sit-down shower.
Oh, my God, Cory.
Your mom's so mean.
When I told her she needs
to start speaking
my love language,
she said,
"that's the single gayest thing
I've ever heard in my life."
(Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam.
I got in your mom's bed,
and she's such a fuckin' pig,
there were two snails in there.
Last night, your mom belched
in my face.
Your mom's mitt's so dank,
it's got earwigs.
But your mom
had a pubic hair so long,
I thought it was a centipede.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yeah, tell that to your mom,
Liam.
your mom was the other night
'til I realized
and your mom called me
a homophobic slur.
your mom's autobiography?
It's called,
I saw your mom rip a fart
off the bathtub floor
Then tell your moms to quit
complaining when I do it.
- Then tell your moms to quit
complaining when I do it.
- Yep.
- We know 100 percent
she likes those.
- Bunch of photos on her
Instagram. Ever seen it?
- Too busy on your mom's IG.
Instagram. Ever seen it?
- Too busy on your mom's IG.
Yeah, it's how I got your mom
to start grooming her front bum.
Oh, my God, Cory, I just love
how your mom keeps me guessing.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Hey Cor, just a heads up,
if your mom's pissy,
it's 'cause I'm withholding sex
'til she apologizes for ashing
her dart in my Gatorade.
Tell your mom to leave me out
of her relationship drama,
Liam, it's none
of my business your dad's gay
as three dudes on a Sea-Doo.
Fuckin' wish she was more
like your mom, Cor.
Your mom says I nag too much.
I just want her to brush
her teeth before bed.
Like, is that too much to ask?
Fuck you, Liam, every time
your mom's dog smells my crotch
I'm like, "Oh, you must
smell Cory's mom."
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Your mom's no better, Cor.
I know your mom
has separation anxiety,
but she's gotta stop
FaceTiming me from the toilet.
Your mom sent me video of her
ripping a three-octave fart.
- Yeah, it's how I got your mom
to start grooming her front bum.
if your mom's pissy,
it's 'cause I'm withholding sex
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Your mom's no better, Cor.
Your mom FaceTimed me
when I was watching videos
I knew your mom was old,
but did you know that she lost her virginity
at the Calgary Olympics?
Your mom calls me Daddy so much
I feel like I should be
-(Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy.
-Uh-oh, smells like your mom
-(Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy.
-Fucked your mom
I bench pressed your mom
40 reps.
-(Liam): Fuck you.
-Your mom says come to the bedroom, I'm horny.
I get it, your mom loves
body shots, but not at Chuck E Cheese.
Like, have some decorum.
I told your mom Cory's mom
could open a pop-off
Fuck you, Cory. Your mom
sticks so many toys up her ass,
Hey Liam, can you give your mom her heartworm medication for me?
but I just found out your mom's
got more kills than me.
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Total Jokes
103
Letterkenny
100
Shoresy